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Author: Brad (Page 7 of 57)

Dad. Technologist. Fan of English poet of John Lillison.

Vacation themed songs

Every year, usually in December, I edit down all the raw video I’ve collected of family activities over the last 12 months into a “family movie” that I force let family and friends watch. This year is no exception. I’m particularly excited about the Marvel-style opening segment I built.

I break my movies into chapters by subject such as Christmas related activities, Sports, Theater & Art, Graduations (if any of the kids have graduated from a school that year), etc. Each segment is comprised of edited, relevant video, and, occasionally, a photo montage.

Most years my family goes on a family vacation, so naturally I include video and photos of our exploits. Any photo montage I include is only complete if I set it to music and as these photos are vacation-related, the music should be vacation-themed in some way. To that end, then, here is a list I’ve compiled of vacation-themed songs I look to when editing my family vacation media for the family video:

Holiday Road — Lindsey Buckingham

“Holiday Road” is the theme song of National Lampoon’s Vacation–the quintessential family vacation movie. The movie documents just about everything that can go wrong during a family vacation. I find it cathartic that, while things often go wrong during my family vacations, they never go as off-the-rails as the Griswolds’.

Vacation — The Go-Gos

A classic from the great band of the 80s and perfect for your vacation segments in your videos.

Island in the Sun — Weezer

The opening line to this song is: “when you’re on a holiday…”. I’d say that fits my criteria. This is a laid-back song that definitely evokes stress-free days on the beach or somewhere far away from your daily toils.

Come Away with Me — Norah Jones

Here’s another breezy song that exhorts you to grab your favorite people and head out to “fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high” or other such remote destinations.

Going Up the Country — Canned Heat

Here’s a little ditty from the 60s about leaving the city and going to some place you’ve never been to before.

Bang the Drum all Day — Todd Rundgren

One could argue that this really isn’t a vacation song: sure, the singer doesn’t want to work, but he doesn’t want to play, either. He just wants to bang his drum all day. Nevertheless, the song is funny and feel-good and should work well under vacation footage.

Come Go With Me — Exposé

Another 80s tune about getting away from your mundane realities.

Sailing themed songs

If your vacation happens to include some sailing adventures, here are a few options that might work for you:

Vacation — Connie Francis

I am a sucker for oldies songs that hit on the themes I need, and this certainly fits the bill.

Lesson learned: college edition

I now have two children in college at two different universities and, interestingly, both have had regretful experiences with particular classes they attended. I thought I’d take this opportunity to write up some lessons learned from these events.

Be leery of faculty recommendations

In both circumstances, my children enrolled in their respective poor classes from the encouragement and recommendation of college faculty. In one case, my child received an email suggesting that her writing skills made her a great candidate for this honors course. In the other, my child was pursued by the actual professor saying how much of an asset she would be to the class.

I’m sure there are many great opportunities at college that the student only learns about through recommendation and direct communication with faculty. In this case, though, I wonder if the faculty already knew these particular classes were duds and yet employed all sorts of subterfuge to get suckers to enroll. Unfortunately, we suckers fell for it.

Research the professor

One blessing of the Internet is the ability to research the reputation of professors before you attend their classes so you can hopefully avoid the bad ones–and there do seem to be a lot of bad ones out there.

Talk to your advisor

My guess is my children’s advisors were already well aware of the poor reputations of the professors in question. If only they had asked the appropriate questions, they might have avoided these disastrous courses. Here are a few you might ask:

  • What sort of insight do you have on the reputation of this professor?
  • What teaching style does he have?
  • What grading style does he have?
  • How long has he been with the school? Does he have tenure?
  • Have there been any formal complaints made against him? Is there a database available where I can see those complaints?
  • Do you know other students who have taken his course? How can I get in touch with them to ask their opinions?

Ask other classmates

Does your child know of anyone else enrolling in the course in question? If so, she should seek those individuals out and see what sort of research they have performed on the course and professor.

Find upperclassmen familiar with the course and professor

Often the best advice comes from those who went before you. Search out for students who already took the course and/or studied under the particular professor and learn their opinions.

What’s the Return on Investment?

Sadly, neither of children really needed to enroll in these particular horrible courses. One enrolled in an “honors” course when the “general” version would have sufficed and the other simply enrolled as a favor to the professor who pleaded with her. Neither course was even that critical to the majors they’re pursuing. Thus, the ROI for these was either small or non-existent and probably merited reconsideration.

Review the course syllabus before committing

If possible, try to get a copy of the course syllabus and grading structure ahead of time. Try to determine the level of subjectivity in the grading structure. If the professor seems to place a large emphasis on class participation and you know you lean toward being introverted, maybe that’s a red flag. One professor literally graded assignments with checks, check-pluses, and check-minuses. That might be great for Third Grade, but college? What grade point value does a “check” equate to? Unfortunately, this grading scale was not specified in the syllabus, but if it were, I would consider that a huge warning sign.

Be leery of courses with several group projects

My children take their academics seriously and have several stories of having to do most of the work on group projects when they have been paired with less serious students. Indeed, it was a group project and unsavory teammates that imperiled the grade of one of my children. Thus, factor in to your enrollment decision the amount of group projects that might be involved.

Actively manage the professor

If your child finds herself enrolled in one of these hostile courses I am trying to describe, encourage her to actively manage her professor. My guess is that these sorts of professors get (and probably deserve) no respect in the other parts of their lives so they hold their students hostage demanding subservience for a good grade. Sadly, most of us have bosses and managers who behave similarly.

Stroke the professor’s ego. If the professor says he has available office hours to meet, meet with him. If the professor demands more class participation, ask questions even if you already know the answers. If the professor provides an opportunity to correct and resubmit graded work for an improved grade, do it. Your parents must do the same things to get that deserved bonus or promotion and you’re getting an early glimpse of what’s to come. Welcome to the real world.

Provide feedback, when it’s safe

“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

Dante

Regardless of outcome, once you’re beyond the reach of the professor, do what you can to warn others behind you. There are probably a few places where you can post your admonitions.

My straight A children were given Bs by their sub-par professors despite A-level performance. Both fought for better, but only one prevailed. Universities have formal processes to contest grades, but like contesting government overreach, the proceedings can be long and arduous.

Lorem Ipsum

If you’ve done any sort of user interface software development, you’re probably familiar with the use of “lorem ipsum”. The basic idea is that you have a page that will, eventually, display some word content; however, at the moment, you don’t have any of that content available. So, to at least get an idea of what that content will eventually look like on your page, you fill in the space with a bunch of nonsense words and sentences.

The internet makes available a number of “lorem ipsum” word generators, so it’s pretty easy to fill in your content holes with filler words when needed.

(As an aside, many years ago, I attended a security conference in Las Vegas. The main stage for the keynote speakers was huge and decked out like a concert hall:

A shot of the stage at the conference I attended

One of the keynote speakers was enumerating all the security breaches over the last year with a montage of images from news websites relaying all the events, each crime made clear in bold headlines. The funny part was, on most of the slides, if you tried to read the parts of the stories under the headlines, the text was simply lorem ipsum text! I wish I would have had the foresight to taken a photo!)

As with all things on the internet, there are many great and hilarious takes on lorem ispum. One of my favorites is Bacon Ipsum, which is a pork-ladened interpretation of the concept. If you find yourself in need of some nonsense text, check out this article that lists 25 great lorem ipsum generators.

One generator I don’t see listed there but I do use frequently is Corporate Ipsum, which injects all the latest corporate speak and buzzwords into your text. Even if you have no need for fake content like this, you’ll at least get a good laugh from these.

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